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Old Nov 09, 2006, 10:18 PM // 22:18   #3001
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vote for Grim and he will promise to free all the cows in that secret cow level!
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Old Nov 09, 2006, 10:55 PM // 22:55   #3002
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lol thats diablo not GW. And besides we have only had 3 votes and you voted against yourself.
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Old Nov 09, 2006, 11:03 PM // 23:03   #3003
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no, i voted for me!
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Old Nov 09, 2006, 11:17 PM // 23:17   #3004
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I'm back with another way to end the monotony of "lol pwnd noob" posts!

Please take your time as you sip a cup of coffee in front of a virtual fireplace and snugly sit down whilst you peruse my latest scintillating account of life.

Translation: Read this.

Did you hear Donald Rumsfeld resigned as Secretary of Defense? At 10:00 EST this morning, President Bush accepted his resignation, and Robert Gates is the acting Secretary of Defense until he is confirmed by the United States Senate. At least, I think that's what he is right now.

Also, Nancy Pulosi (or Pelosi, I forget which), the Speaker of the House, wants to charge President Bush with war crimes, apparently. Just a rumor I've heard.

Now I'm sure all you Off-Topic Thread spammers are just DYING to hear about my love life that I so foolishly mentioned so many pages ago...so here's your daily supply.

Things have gotten sort of...strange, I guess. You know how I said the girl I like already has a boyfriend? Well, for some reason I feel inclined to improve their relationship any way I can. This probably stems from the fact that all I really want is for the girl to be happy, and if it's with that other guy, then apparently I'm okay with it. But I'm not a psychologist, so I don't know :S

And now a new part of my semi-daily periodical: RANDOM QUOTE!

Guildie: "With Stoneflesh Aura, you can tank 20 Assassins, 40 Warriors, and a small island nation of gremlins."
Science teacher: "Grab your ball bag and go." (It was from a lacrosse practice, you perverts >_>)

...So yeah, I'm gonna go do stuff now. I don't have much homework...but I did learn about polynomial functions today! 3x^4+5x^3+13x^2+27x+45 ftw!

And f(g(x)) ftw too!

... >_>
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Old Nov 09, 2006, 11:22 PM // 23:22   #3005
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With the amount of anger i have right now.. i can slaughter a whole army of charrs!!!
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Old Nov 09, 2006, 11:37 PM // 23:37   #3006
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lol no you didnt. unless i read it wrong.
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Old Nov 09, 2006, 11:45 PM // 23:45   #3007
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*Grab pwnd and start wammoning him*

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Old Nov 09, 2006, 11:59 PM // 23:59   #3008
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Thank you Relambrien. Once again you have saved us from the mindless world of the Off-Topic area. Ah yes good ol download. It was just his time to go. He was actually forced into resignation by the evil tyrant, George W. Bush. Bush was secretly getting tired of Donald falling asleep during meetings. His snoring distracted our great president, Mr. Bush. Mr. Bush could never say nuclear correctly because everytime he would try Donald would begin snoring knowing the long boring lecture was coming. Mr. Bush seems to have finally gotten feud up with it and kicked him out. Good for you Mr. Bush, good for you! *this is an elaboration on what might of really happened* As for the speaker of the house once she stops laughing maybe she can accuse people. Until then she needs to shut her face and fall of a bridge.

Ah yes onto your wonderful love life. It just happens to be your luck that i am in psychology and i am willing to lend a hand in your matter. So this girl you like has a boyfriend, sad for you, but you want her to be happy. So you want to help their relationship since that apparetnly makes her happy. So thats what you think you are doing it for? I tell you sir you are wrong! DEAD RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOING WRONG! You are doing it so that when her dashing boyfriend breaks her poor fragile heart you can be there for her. You will pick her up and give her a shoulder to cry on. Then when she is ready to date again she will remember what you did for you and she will love you for it. She will want to date you to be happy because she thinks that is what makes her happy. Then you two will date but then her dashing ex will come back and tell her he is sorry and was wrong and she will run back to him leaving you with empty arms to cry yourself to sleep every night. You sir are just a lover of pain.

Your random quote is just that. Random. It means you are a random person who cant decide what they want in life so they try to get everything they cant have. Uh ya. So grab your ball bags and lets go!

We shall now await your next post. This time lets put a little action in it. How about if you espace from a burning building after saving a baby, ya that sounds good. I think we would all like to hear about that. But make sure you put some suspense in it. Keep us on the edge of our seats so that we dont know whats coming. Maybe your exit is blocked by a falling ceiling beam. Yes a flaming ceiling beam blocks your exit and you have to jump from the 3rd story to the ground to save the baby and yourself! Yes do that it sounds exciting. Until then we shall wait.

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Old Nov 10, 2006, 12:01 AM // 00:01   #3009
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Hmm, if they both die and we never have to put up with them again... hmm...
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Old Nov 10, 2006, 12:06 AM // 00:06   #3010
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lol that is true... wouldnt that be an intereseting thing.
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Old Nov 10, 2006, 12:06 AM // 00:06   #3011
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Doom. if you died.. we don't need another smart comment person again!
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Old Nov 10, 2006, 12:07 AM // 00:07   #3012
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Is grim feeling a little unintelligent at the moment?
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Old Nov 10, 2006, 12:13 AM // 00:13   #3013
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pwnd.... go home! and stop stalking me!
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Old Nov 10, 2006, 12:48 AM // 00:48   #3014
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Ummm i am at home. Its where my computer is at. Well i am at home as in my dorm home.
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Old Nov 10, 2006, 01:02 AM // 01:02   #3015
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Hugging slayer's mesmer was fun!
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Old Nov 10, 2006, 02:03 AM // 02:03   #3016
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*sigh*
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Old Nov 10, 2006, 02:12 AM // 02:12   #3017
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Wow... all this browsing around the forum is making me want to get back into Guild Wars. Sort of split between doing it and not doing it.

Let's just throw in a ninja smilie for the heck of it.
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Old Nov 10, 2006, 02:37 AM // 02:37   #3018
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Yo Chris, first time I have seen you in a long time. Whats up?
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Old Nov 10, 2006, 02:42 AM // 02:42   #3019
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Oh snap it's Sonoma! Great to see a familiar face.
The sky, school, and life is what's going on!

How's it going on the flipside?
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Old Nov 10, 2006, 02:53 AM // 02:53   #3020
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Hey folks, just got back from movie night at university. I swear, we come up with so much stupidies when everyone is on a sugar high due to the amount of Pepsi drank...

Example: Last semester, we had watched Tae Guk Gi (nicknamed "Tiger Gay" after someone misundertood the title). At one point, they're in camo outfits and wearing branches, leaves, etc. One guy screamed "It's a bush attack!" and the next one said "Where's the salad dressing?". It's a classic for the regs at the movie night... and I think tonight will be one too (we watched The Blade and After The Rain).

Now I just need my daily dose of GW and I'll be set .

And I got my laptop back!
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